Every man on planet earth wants to make love to Google but only a select few are worthy of her attention. Just one kiss from her would make a man’s heart melt. One touch from her would make them feel like the luckiest man alive. If she even glances at a man, she’ll make his heart stop. Men would give their lives for her. They are so desperate for her affection that they’d do almost anything to get it. They would fight to the ends of the earth to have a love affair with her. As much as men love her, they are also scared to death of her. They are so afraid to make her angry. Her wrath is brutal. She’ll turn on them in an instant. She won’t threaten to cut a man off. She’ll just do it. Hell hath no fury like Google scorned.
As much as men lover her, women love her too. They want so desperately to be friends with her and to have their needs met by her. When times are down, they want her to be there to pick up the pieces. When they have something that they need to get off their chest, she’ll listen all right. Just be careful what you have to say to her though. She’ll tune you out really quickly if what you say isn’t important. If what you say doesn’t have value then she could ban you as a friend for life.
As beautiful as Google is on the outside, she’s an extremely selfish person on the inside. She doesn’t care about anyone’s needs but her own. She isn’t willing to kiss any frogs before finding her prince. She wants her prince and she wants him now. She’s impatient and isn’t willing to wait for a man to get his act together. She’s a perfectionist and isn’t willing to accept mistakes. Give her what she wants, and give it to her now.
Google isn’t into foreplay, romance and seduction. She only wants one thing and she wants it badly. She’s looking for a man to give her great CONTENT. (Bet you thought I was going to say sex 
). If only it were that easy.
She needs a man that will bring value to their relationship. She’s a highly intellectual woman and wants a man that will keep her on her toes. She needs a man that will sweep her off her feet and provide romance and intrigue to their relationship. She needs someone that will worship the ground that she walks on and respects who she is.
If you want to have a love affair with Google, you can’t be a nerd or some kind of dork.
She’s superficial and only hangs out with the cool crowd. Nothing turns her on more than to see a man that has a crowd of people around him that are all laughing and hanging on every word he’s saying. Whenever she sees this happening, it gets her all hot and bothered. She realizes that she has to have this man immediately and goes and takes her for himself. She doesn’t want to share him with anyone. She’s extremely jealous of anyone that tries to steal her mans attention away from her.
Even though Google’s totally high maintenance and can be a royal pain in the butt at times, she’s a complete softy at her core. She just wants her man to value their relationship together and show her the love and respect that she deserves. She needs to know that she can always completely trust her man and know that he’ll never cheat on her.
If a man can be the night in shining armor that Google has always dreamed of, he will be the luckiest man ever. She will worship the ground that he walks on. She will fulfill his every fantasy and his needs will always be met. Money issues will never be a problem again because she will be the sole provider. All he needs to do is take care of her and give her what she wants the rest of her life.
Sound easy? Well it’s not.
Always remember, “Happy Google, Happy Life!”
If you have a love hate relationship with Google, realize that she’s a complete pain in the butt, but want so badly to get her to notice you, then you need to know what makes her tick.
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